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About Me Member Deviously Annoying nukebuttonplzUnited States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Sun Sep 23, 2007, 8:50 PM
I was born AUG 6 1945.

I have relatives in countries around the world.

I'm creepd out by Cheney always hovering around me while George plays with his Tonka trucks.

I was pressed once by Monica Lewinski, when her fat ass was getting railed by Bill.

I met my wife in a Christian chat room (good cyber sex).

Hillary and Giuliani send me love letters.

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  • Current Residence: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
  • Interests: Nuclear physics, MAD, conservative ideology
  • Favourite movie: Wargames
  • Wallpaper of choice: Burnt to ash.
  • Skin of choice: Also burnt to ash.
  • Personal Quote: Ronald Reagan would kiss me in the morning, before even kissing Nancy.
  • Tools of the Trade: ICBM

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:iconhistoryeracerplz:

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Yes! As a matter of fact I DO have a "Drinking Problem":beer::absolut::ahoy::drunk:

:clap: I Gots two hands! :clap:
:yawn: And only One mouth! :chew:
:iconwingdiamond:
Somebody has to do that one!

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Yes! As a matter of fact I DO have a "Drinking Problem":beer::absolut::ahoy::drunk:

:clap: I Gots two hands! :clap:
:yawn: And only One mouth! :chew:
:iconpikazard:
:iconnukebuttonplz: THAT SONOF'A BETCH.

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There's a drug in the thermostat to warm the room up,
and there's another around to help us bend your trust.
Got a sunset in my veins,
and I need to take a pill to make this town feel okay
:iconveekatgirl:
:ohnoes: I clicked the button, why didn't the nukes fire?

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"It's like if stink bombs had eggs, and those went bad" -Pyschonauts
:iconnukebuttonplz:
You don't have clearance.
:iconquackjack29:
I do
:icongeneralplz:

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WHAT DO YOU I CANT SUMMON CHARMANDER!!OR WINGED DRAGON OF RA!YES I KNOW RA ISNT A POKEMON!SO! FORGET IT! *Starts Shooting With Gun* Btw i drank your eggnog :ninja: !!!!
ME:"Its Over 9000!"
My Sister:"Whats over 9000?"
Me:"I Dunno"
*Insert Cool thing here*
:iconchristianii:
Dont be paranoid. I thought you were bestest buddies!

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Cattle die
kinsmen die
all men are mortal.
Words of praise
will never perish
nor a noble name.

- The Havamal - Viking saying

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